Do NOT check her live music event out.

So you’re a termite?
“…uhhh totally.”
What do we like to eat?
“Stuff and wood and junk.”
Okay good enough.

#5 sleeping dicks out like Winnie the Pooh.

Let me tell ye lads, those Dutch have access to cheese that we could only dream of.

This is what we in the jewelry industry refer to as a “big oof.”

Looks like it’s gonna be one awesome feast!

It’s a lot like a battle where at first you have controlled volley fire, but later the panicked lieutenant shouts out to fire at will.

Who gets little Vance?

Also tshirts that said, “Don’t mess with Mesopotamia”

Was homoemo before homoerectus?

Sorry if this triggers “freedom lovers” but the CROWN was given by GOD to the KING.

/s just in case

Come see Rome…before Rome sees you.

Cheeky cloud. What are you doin man? Get up in the sky the suns watchin!

I dream of a day where you’d have some kind of carriage architecture where only carriages can take you places and businesses are far apart.

Deep sea Jeff. Much like regular Jeff but he’s waaaaay down there.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

Laika was clever enough to steal the rocket, and take off. The Soviets had to make up the space exploration stuff just to cover this up.

Absolutely gorgeous. It goes to show how wonderful a space can be if you design it right.

She’s my…accountant.

Hickory smoked boner.