Aw fuck. I was just starting to get regular depressed again and then you go and remind me that there’s also a whole other kind of depression on its way. Depressing.

And as they continue to vote against their own interests it becomes a self-perpetuating system.

I once did it because chef told me I had to cut more green peppers.

Read this out loud:

eye

m

a

p

ness

James

Earl

Ray

I think I’m better off just not knowing.

All of that actually sounds really cool to me. Especially the diy chain.

My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

You know what’s up

I watched this so many times growing up. It was an HBO staple in the 80s. I can still quote lines from it. Haven’t seen it since. Probably doesn’t hold up but I intend to watch it again anyway.

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

I’ve lived in many locations throughout the gray area for most of my life. I’ve never heard “coke” used as a generic for all sodas. It’s some sort of pervasive myth. Maybe that was the case at some point in history but not in the last 47 years.

Yeah, I avoid the “check 1-2.” I’ll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.

My first thought also

Shit

What?

Rollers

No

Yep

Shit

Tbf, that’s a pretty low bar.

Man, that last panel made me crack up.

Well said

Hopefully at least one was a dog.