First thing I ever learned about lawering, and IANAL, is, “Never ask a question you don’t already know the answer to.”

Seems the campaign isn’t as competent as I was as a child. In the 70s.

Y’all are fat as fuck. Period. But I think I know why… bear with me.

I’ve spent decades watching Americans get fatter and fatter and fatter. I’ve seen people tonight that were unthinkable in the 70s and 80s. From talking to friends and neighbors over the years I’ve gathered this, “Yeah. I’m/he/she/ is a little pudgy, but at least I’m not as fat as him/her!”

You see people worse off than you and breathe a sigh of relief. Well… I look at gravestones and think, “At least I’m not that bad off!”

Keep telling my how bad your joints hurt when you hit 30.

Been saying that about the internet for 30 years. It’s a damned miracle it works at all and people whine and cry about every little hitch.

Capitalism sucks!

continues purchasing crap

See! I told you!

This is what you get when humans try to work beyond our monkeysphere. It’s not “capitalism” or “greed” or any other such childish ideas. Groups that large cannot be efficient.

https://www.cracked.com/article_14990_what-monkeysphere.html

The article is so old the formatting is all jacked, but you can get the jist of it easily enough.

LOL, those last three sentences wrap up lemmy’s capitalism hate perfectly.

“We keep spending money on bullshit and kept getting fed worse bullshit!”

“Have you considered not spending money on bullshit?”

“We HAVE to!!!”

Liberals: The Christo-fascists are violently taking over!

Also liberals: Give up your guns!

This liberal: Uh, no? I’ll keep my arms thank you very much.

Not me. I’m fully willing to lose as long as I make some impact.

“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”

OTOH, here we are.

Fair question! I’m guessing he views such women as sluts and beneath him.

“Green” and “pro nuclear” go together like peas and carrots. Unless one flunked elementary school science class.

Breakfast Club. I was part nerd, part rebel. Funny how I read comments about how unrealistic the characters are. Guys, that is exactly how it was in the 80s.

Something wrong with inspiring stories?

The chances of that happening to the average person

Pure lemmy right there. Hard work is useless and derided. Only chance determines success. What a miserable way to navigate life. Is there a word for “economic incel”?

Democrat Josh Stein up 53% to Robinson’s 36%

JFC, how is it not 95% to 5%?

“Your ‘best’! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”

Reminder: Click “source” to see [removed by mod].

Figured this out some time back. Firing a manager is an admission of failure by someone even higher.

rainbow table

You win the thread. That is straight up out the old school Player’s Handbook.

We’re talking 4 million pounds of produce. LOL, that’s such a wild number it cannot be possible.

https://www.gardensofeden.org/04 Crop Yield Verification.htm

Does no one remember Jame Comey, Director of the FBI, coming out just before the election and saying they were reopening the investigation regarding her email server?

The polls were right, at the time.