A citron is a specific fruit that looks really funky

A citrus is a genus of flowering trees who’s fruits contain citric acid

A citron is a specific fruit that looks really funky

A citrus is a genus of flowering trees who’s fruits contain citric acid


The college campus most likely

Hint: they will use it as an excuse to persecute vulnerable people they don’t like

So I just moved into a new apartment right. Somehow the alarm got set (first of all wild that this apartment has an alarm system, never experience that before) and management never told us how to turn it off. So anyway I just tried to leave the apartment and the alarm triggered. We called 4 seperate groups and could not get past the ai voice to speak with a single human. We just waited the alarm out and if a cop shows up I guess we will deal with it. I hate ai so much


It is okay to leave an instance behind if your values conflict
I like the idea that the orientation of the entire universe is relative to this sword
Imagine throwing this sword at someone lmao
And the best you can do is more than I should ever ask for :P


Don’t you mean, “the ideal afternoon”
I am too sleep deprived to understand this but I nevertheless found it very funny
Bender is an inspiration and not enough people understand this
This could be me rn but I am out of noodles :(


Okay so cops can get sacked for sexual harassment but only if the victim is another cop I guess


Horrified they say, after 12 years of regularly doing this


Once smart appliances become the only way to make profit competitively, dumb appliances simply won’t be made. Why would anyone invest in it if smart appliances make more money through these methods? Arguably, we are already very close to this reality.


What else would the screen be for? Even if there was another valid reason, why wouldn’t they put ads on it? It’s easy profit or unused real estate in their eyes.


They’ll do space war crimes trust me


How have I never seen this lmao
That’s kind of required to become that rich