Do they make cock cages that small?
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No worries, we all deal with stress in our own ways.
When i had to take my dog to the emergency vet, I got on discord and posted about ten Star Trek memes in under five minutes. One of the guys asked if I was ok, that’s when i broke down and revealed the reason. I was basically looking for attention…
My parents taught me that asking for help meant you are a failure. Does Lemmy have a “raised by narcissists” sub yet?
shyguyblue@lemmy.worldto Gifs@lemmy.world•Cirque du Soleil Corteo: Helium Dance by Valentyna Pahlevanyan and Mauro MozzaniEnglish2·4 days agoOk, my memory failed me, it was multiple balloons with a larger one on top. Here’s a review that features the actress i saw, not sure if they had to modify the balloon count for the Dallas show: https://munroreview.com/2018/09/22/review-cirque-du-soleils-corteo-is-nice-but-underwhelming/
shyguyblue@lemmy.worldto Gifs@lemmy.world•Cirque du Soleil Corteo: Helium Dance by Valentyna Pahlevanyan and Mauro MozzaniEnglish3·4 days agoWhen cirque came to Dallas a few years ago, it was a little person with one (big)* balloon! Most fun I’ve had at a show!
Edit: My memory failed me, but here’s a photo from one of the shows: Corteo
shyguyblue@lemmy.worldto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Daddy Trump Sends Desperate Message to Farmers as Tariffs War Gets WorseEnglish33·7 days agoI thought sending your children into the fields was what made those farms work?
And I’m a bit of a diva. :)
shyguyblue@lemmy.worldto pics@lemmy.world•Shantanu Narayen, CEO of Adobe Software. They say he is a very ruthless man. Overcoming significant opposition, he climbed the Adobe corporate ladder and outmaneuvered every rival. English16·7 days agoIf you listen to this post closely, you can actually hear the fellatio.
New product idea: helmets for dogs
shyguyblue@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•US will abandon Ukraine peace efforts if no progress made soon, Rubio saysEnglish117·8 days ago“I can end it in a day”
shyguyblue@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you associate with certain impending doom?English15·9 days agoLast time there was a tornader in Garland, lightning flashed and lit up the jade-green sky. My mother and brother stopped talking instantly, and we gathered the dogs in the Harry Potter room under the stairs.
'Nader didn’t hit us, but it was still a shock to see the sky a color I’ve only seen in jewelry, or the random Pantone®© sample.
shyguyblue@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotionsEnglish9·9 days agoThis is the way to do it
I blocked my lg from the Wi-Fi after i got a “Kobe Bryant memorial” ad, while playing on my switch… TF?!
shyguyblue@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Dear Big Tech, Stop Shoving AI Into Operating SystemsEnglish26·13 days agoI hope there is at least one human that has to listen to the filthy, angry, Klingon profanities I scream, while jerking myself raw to hard core, ball draining, homoerotic, gay porn…
Fair, don’t even try playing on anything but normal speed :/
I’ll throw in Oxygen Not Included.
RIP Fireworks…
shyguyblue@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a strange food combination you love?English4·17 days agoMacaroni and tuna, but you have to use the liquid cheese kind, not the powdered abortion.
Cool ranch Doritos and sour cream, saw this mentioned before and had to try it. Worth every penny.
shyguyblue@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•People who dislike their parent(s), do you still keep your name, or change it out of spite?English17·21 days agoI go by the shortened version of my name, because my full name was screamed at me so often, I can barely handle it when it’s used… That second syllable is like a gun shot, so one syllable it is.
I’m imagining him in a hobby lobby, dollhouse accessories aisle…