“truthful”

But her emails!?

Haitians eat pets!?

If Biden wins, they gunna hunt Republicans!?

There’s something about a scruffy dude with some guy liner, you should get him to try it once, thank me later.

The same weirdos that vote for a pedo?

They hired that cat as a crisis actor and gave him a script!

Derp, i blame 10 hour shift brain…

I tried skipping to the good fight scenes, but then i hit the credits…

pagers

Exploding

Kill 8 and injure more than 2,700

Damn, I’ve seen vape batteries going up, but i never thought of a (most likely) smaller pager battery doing that much damage. Wonder what the chemistry of those batteries was…

Maybe during the rhinoplasty, she asked for those smelly bits to be snipped/disconnected? /S?

Only people already smart not stupid enough to vote for him

We have express (toll) lanes on some highways around me, and the navigation system loses its damn mind every time. “Keep going straight”, “continue going straight”, “proceed in a trajectory perpendicular to your current trajectory”; I fucking get it!

This is a really big point actually. When I’m growing salad greens, you have to stop giving them nutrients about a week before harvest, so the plant can burn through those saved up nutrients, otherwise it straight up tastes like metal/vitamins.

I don’t even know how to respond… Like when a child calls you a do do head, or a libtard. I’m not offended by you, I’m embarrassed for you.

The inflatable duck ring make sense, after you solve it :/

Better than cold McDonald’s…

Just dead naming Twitter to get a rise is 33% of the reason I still do it.

The other 66% is fuck musk, and the remaining one percent is i just can’t be bothered…

And just like Adobe wanting people to stop using “Photoshop” as a verb, the Segway changing cities as we know them, calm political discord, or me ever calling that shit “X”: https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Its-Not-Going-To-Happen.jpg

I’m going to get my popcorn, and watch the Twitter response while listening to Popcorn, which should just be the soundtrack to the Republican party…

Edit: Awesome version of Popcorn : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=oRXiXy9ZLW4&si=IKEGL_MPNFKHTGI-

Because each and every one of them is a hypocrite.

You seem to be having two completely different arguments.

People with kids = poor, consume less

People without kids = rich, party all the time

You keep going back to the plane thing. Every childless couple doesn’t automatically make them a jet setter?

Anecdotal proof time:

My dad’s truck.

Me, my brother, brothers’ friend and brothers’ friends’ sister, all XY, all see a greenish gray truck.

My mother, sister-in-law, brothers’ friends’ wife, all XX, all see a dark green truck.