The reason I try to avoid using the phrases “good person” and “bad person” is that it implies that there are people who simply don’t do bad things. “Bad people do bad things, and I’m a good person, so I really don’t need to critically examine my own actions and how they affect others.”

But it’s all good, they’re like 30 feet away. They can’t possibly hurt me from all the way over there!

Ow! Why am I bleeding?

Oh shit I wasn’t even thinking

Bro is the reason I started carrying a multitool

Autopilot, for reasons that are spoilers

People also don’t often kill each other via sex

Personally, I estimate. I have a quarter of a tank, I need 3/4 of a tank. That’s 9 gallons. Times $3.99 is $35.91. I get $30 on pump whatever

The problem isn’t that we’re going to get horse beef, the problem is that we’re going to get wormy beef. Which I think they should lean into rather than the horse angle. Horse meat is no less healthy than cow meat, but nobody wants to eat worms

I choose to believe this is in the same canon as Cash Cab, and he just decided to test our meat’s reasoning and recollection ability

Been a mapquest guy for years now

a tax on sugar, that includes sugar free drinks.

So, a tax on things that taste sweet, not just things that contribute to diabetes and obesity. One might, in an attempt to point out how silly this is, compare it to a hypothetical tax on things that taste savory.

This is an article about how they’re going to increase taxes on sugar free drinks, which famously don’t cause diabetes or obesity

Yes, I use Debian stable. Oh, you need to borrow my pen?

Been a while since I saw it, but it was basically “racism is bad, but also some people are genetically superior,” right?

“Second screen content”

Everyone has a library card at Anna’s Archive

Having fun isn’t hard if you have a library card

Astronomy is as cheap as your local observatory’s entry fee (and the gas to drive there) (assuming you have a local observatory)

Floss

Now do illness and deaths related to foodborne disease. If recalls were a good proxy for the outcomes people care about, then the best course of action for public health would be to put a stop to all recalls.