New toilet brush every other month? It’d be doing half the work of the toilet

I dislike AI slop, especially when it’s making this giant haemorrhoid more human-like. Also, must’ve been generated with an older model

I know it’s satire, but this is more or less the same shit corpos use to bail themselves out.

The problem is not the menstruation crustacean station, how can it be? It’s amazing. The problem is they aren’t suited for each other.

Where the hell do I get one of these? My wife would love it.

Duck is as good as Google was before they got gimped by laws and insane levels of advertising. Have been using it religiously for months, no issues.

Fair. Also GTA:SA was top tier.

Hell, still is.

Good. The fewer people who use GitHub, the better. Plenty of alternatives are available that do not train their AI slop products off of AI slop-generated codebases.

Micro$lop doing more anticompetitive monopoly tactics? Why I never!

Good, burn the parasitic corporations in this world.

Go-karts. Then sex, followed by more go-karts and pizza

What is this? A glory hole for ants?!

It’s entirely too low to the ground, even for a dude with dwarfism

If I had the money, world poverty would not exist. Those cunts in the world do but decide not to help: You’re a piece of shit.

I suddenly appreciate Indonesia:

• A whole day of peace and quiet? This is a dream come true!
• Imprisoning an arrogant Swedish tourist for mocking their day of peace and quiet.

New holiday destination unlocked! Specifically for that day.

The average yank: “A what?!”

It’s classic projection. If everyone is a pedophile it makes him feel less guilty

Thanks, fellow metric user! Freedom units shouldn’t have a place in this world

Have an upvote for the random torture knowledge. Pretty interesting

More interesting than most pieces, to be fair.

Reader mode fixed it for me

How many wars have the US started by invading other countries?

Quick Google search:

• Mexican-American War (1846)

• Various 19th-century interventions in Latin America and the Caribbean (Haiti, Dominican Republic, Nicaragua, etc.)

• Philippine-American War (1899)

• Vietnam War escalation (1965)

• Invasion of Grenada (1983)

• Invasion of Panama (1989)

• Gulf War (1991)

• Invasion of Afghanistan (2001)

• Invasion of Iraq (2003)

• Invasion of Iran (2026)