Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

🙏

Chuck Schumer has a spine made of jelly. But I can’t help but wonder what specific, personal threat was aimed at him (if any).

“Hey Chucky, when we invoke the Insurrection Act, at lot of ‘rebel’ lawmakers are going to be doing hard time. You don’t want to spend your golden years in prison busting rocks, do you?”

Hell yeah.

Coincidence?

Cool! But yes, just a coincidence. I’ve had this song stuck in my head for years now, and I can’t help but link to it every now and again.

Who’s winning?

WE’RE ALL WINNING!

It’s a popular fitness tool!

Please, Hank Cocaine is my father. Call me Hank Dank.

Kylo Ren asked for a REALLY BIG light saber, so they had to build it in space.

x86 emulator can boot Linux

… eventually!

(We Are) The Code Crew:

Centuries later, little has changed!

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

I gotta say, pulling a carrot out of a hat that just moments before appeared to be empty is still a good trick!

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

She’s on a roll!

Someone will have to figure out how to get one of the sides to stop believing that the country would be a paradise if only their opponents could be completely eradicated, first.

The true reward of hacking twitter is knowing that somewhere out there Musk is tearing out his hair plugs and screaming “WHY CAN’T I TWEET!!!”