

A fixed gear bicycle with wide, flat-resistant tires and a belt drive. Plus a hand pump, a set of tools and a box full of inner tubes.
That should be enough to keep it running for a lifetime, offers actual utility, and it’s understandable enough what it does so I’m hopefully not burnt at the stake, and people can build their own with what they have.
This isn’t legally binding, but that won’t stop the DOGE teenagers from walking into their office and start dismantling it.
And the employees will stand by, muttering “this can’t be legal” under their breath.
Then a judge will rule that it wasn’t legal, the ruling will be ignored, and by then 30 other things like this will have happened, too.