Is he wearing a polo and a button-up shirt?

It’s the one kink we’re allowed to shame

No

It’s just three hours of delivery room footage

Immediate arrest and subsequent disembowelment of anyone with a net worth that includes a fourth comma.

He had a bad case of ligma

Splitters!

sad Niftu Kal noises

That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.

His sharpie broke

No it was not

There are some that just clip to your phone!

You don’t understand, these 131 pedals are all part of my signature sound!

Just one of those days…

I liked his and Iggy Pop’s vignette in Coffee and Cigarettes

I’d commit a crime just to get deported, tbh

Just because we came from dirt, doesn’t mean we have to wallow in it

Gotta stick 'em in a stew

Well, ya gotta hand it to 'em, they know how to write a headline

I think you’re mistaking the blush lines for eye sights.