SHIP? THAT’S JUST THURSDAY NIGHT MF’ER AROOOOO!!!11eleven

Ladies, if your boyfriend…

Run for your lives!

Awesome, now I can stop messing around with Optiscaler

That’s alright, I want it that way

It’s basically just, he mispronounces “me” as “may” at the end of the chorus, so the meme is “It’s Gonna Be May”

This guy gets it

>very hairy bed

You?

Discharge

Who is she?

Tbf, I don’t think there’s any record of even historical Jesus to have shat himself, so that is an “opposite,” in a way.

Yeah, surprisingly enough, rubbing alcohol makes a great degreaser, it’s also good for like, when you take a sticker or a label off of something, and it leaves a residue behind? That stuff, rubbing alcohol takes it right off.

Personal anecdote, one of my buddies in college had the misfortune of “being the first guy to fall asleep at the party” so of course we drew a bunch of dicks and stuff on his face. The only thing we could find to clean it off the next day was a bottle of 90% isopropyl, and a little bit got into his eye, he got so mad that he punched a hole in his bathroom wall.

“Nice drugs nerd, did your mom get them for you?”

Ardour

A - “A move”

Just make sure it knows how to find and harvest fuel on it’s own, it can be so pesky when you run out of hot water!

Now it’s just Daniel the Human Crusher, off work and hanging with people who both know that he’s a Human Crusher, and are 100% fine with that.

I figured you’d want some fabric in those sensitive areas

This is the most relatable one yet

Must be an Albany thing