His facial expression wouldn’t change in the slightest.

Our Dumbledore just passed away a few months ago and left a massive hole in the crew. Dude was the king of dad jokes.

Someone is.

“In 2026, the Biden administration shamelessly…”

Explosive device

Oh shit

fireworks

What the fuck NY Times?

It’s got the Ronaldo statue vibes.

I’ve been working for the last 22 hours and haven’t heard anything about communism.

Prioritizing testosterone makes a lot of sense when you’re an anthropomorphic scrotum.

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Reddit is even worse on mobile. They’ve moved to putting up a banner that tells you to use the app. On iOS, it kills the scroll, and swiping to go back doesn’t work. Go to the app? Fuck you, log in. Desktop mode is rough on mobile and they’re already talking about nuking old.reddit.com now.

Definitely my favorite group of football fans. I was rooting for them.