How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana’i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.

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WHAT YOU SAY !!

You mean he’s angry-fucking sofas?

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang

for a taco bell wrapper that she doesn’t eat

Does she usually eat the wrappers?

Should the spare car fit inside the first car or be towed behind?

In Hawaii they’re called aloha shirts.

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https://youtu.be/8lgLYGBbDNs

I propose this be at least a monthly holiday.

Ex-Trump Dinner Guest

lmao what

It says, “Romans go home!”

Oh yeah, likely just the “eat” part.

-Eat hamberder and lie

(Don’t Fear) The Reaper in my ass

I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.

The Nightmare Before Thanksgiving… where Jack goes into the turkey tree!

Lysine lip balm can help!