the_fuckler

Foreskin. Reattachment. Stands with Palestine.

I am coming to your location right now to serve you this court summons. Please provide me with your residence so I can serve you this court summons. It is unlawful for you to not help me find you and give you this court summons :(

You’re right. It’s the requirement be granted editing privileges. Try to keep up. Or go read the rules before you whine. Or just stop playing dumb

Not me, I was fast as fuck boah!

Imgflip gifs are ass coming straight from their site

Life’s hard when I have to have the bare minimum of rigor before vandalizing public works

Check out Sleep. I needed it because I have a horrible tendency to turn off my alarms without waking up. Even when they’re across the room. This one can have a password or some simple math problems for you to solve so you can’t turn it off until you’re at least awake enough to 6x7+3

It also has a setting for low intensity alarms that can increase over time on a gradient that you set. This made waking up way less traumatic than the blaring sirens it used to require when I was a teen or worked cancerous shifts that started and 1 am and the like. Eventually over time I reduced the alarm down to just a vibrate with no sound, and I often wake up as soon as it starts at its quietest.

Your sleep habits are a thing you can cultivate and it’s amazing what they do for your mental health

That would be because you’re supposed to contribute articles to the repository before you’re allowed to just go scribbling on the walls. Authorarian and draconian, I know. A system likely devised by the CIA to oppress white people who never go outside

I’m a big fan too! Spent a lot of real money there

Ohhhhh, I was wondering about that link. Funny

Zeuuusss come get this bussy

Seriously though, did something happen?

There is political discourse on this topic I would kill to witness argumentative lemitors get into in a shitpost comment section

This makes me think of how I’ve changed over the years. I think I was happier when I was a danger to myself

Yeah but you’re an over aggressive little bitch, so nullified

Damn, I’ve never looked at lending like that. Thank you for humoring me so I can examine that.

I miss him. The whole story of why he even went into that routine has been scrubbed from film but it’s so legendary

I tried it once. For the stuff I was financing they never charged any interest. Are they making money completely off people who default on payments?

One of my favorite observations about ecology through the lens of intelligent design is statistically if you have to assume God intended the earth to have a main character, everyone’s ignoring the sheer, incomparably wide amount of focus he seemed to have on making different beetles.

Humans were clearly the side project. Visible stars that you can see? Also a minor detail for his beetle planet. Saurians and fish? Background characters for beetle planet. His chosen people, the Jews and their long history? A subplot in season 20 of Beetle Planet. God is autistic like the guy who invented Pokémon. This planet was made for 400000 species of beetles