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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • My friend says that short people are mad all the time because they’re so much closer to hell. My(5’7") wife(5’) and I disagree with this logic, but my friend said we’re both too short and apparently God can tell if you’re cheating by using a ladder. As far as I can tell, I’m not 7 inches happier than my wife, but we don’t have the resources for a proper test.

    Can you and your husband find out if he’s happier being naturally further away from hell? Also, logic would dictate that he’s a better person because he’s closer to heaven. Thank you in advance for your contributions to science.