During the pandemic I kept hearing, “the gov shouldn’t tell us to wear masks” and “the gov shouldn’t mandate basic healthcare choices.” A handful of years later we won’t even be able to decide for ourselves whether or not to take basic precautions.
It’s never been about self-choice. It’s always about whatever will make people they don’t like feel bad.
Bold advice from a couch-fucker
I get what you’re saying, but did y’all consider “Nuh-uh, Musk is the smartest internet-boi ever, and these will be AI bullets”?
If you really think about it, what does Tesla specialize in? Building cars that accidentally crash themselves and otherwise catastrophically fail in absurd ways. Imagine how easily they could crash into things and cause failures if that were their goal!!!
As a more serious solution, can’t we just rub super-cream on loyalists of this administration to give them totally real super powers and then launch them out of cannons to save us from the missiles?
You’re saying you could bearly notice the difference?
Some people don’t seem to understand that anxiety doesn’t let you decide what you are and aren’t able to cope with. Cliff diving? Done it, love it, would do it again. Small, closed spaces? Don’t love it, would do it again if given the opportunity and a good enough reason. Laying in bed with my dog on top of my blanket and gently trapping my arm or leg? I’d rather die.
I don’t get to pick my anxieties and anyone asking “but how is that different” gets my standard response: they’re different because one of them makes me feel deliriously bad.
“Something something act of WAR”
- Trump’s next Nazi-owned social media post
You’d think so, and while you’re right that the people at the top make way too much money, docking their entire salary at a large district like mine would only be enough to fund maaaaaaaaaaaaybe just under 5% of the schools in our district. And then you’d be left without leadership. If you cut everyone in my pay scale, you’d have enough to fund all the schools and then some, but you wouldn’t have teachers, custodians, tech workers, etc.
But here’s something interesting: during the pandemic, since athletics funds were already allocated and athletic events were cancelled, we were allowed to use those funds as we saw fit within the district. Suddenly, we were able to feed every student and staff member for free. Yee haw, welcome to Texan education…
I hope Musk accuses them in court of entrapment. I wanna see the rich moron try to outsmart the poor morons. Everyone will lose, but it’ll being some levity to our death-knell.
💰 This could be yours!
I believe you owe me some money
No, I checked. Turns out it was mine, not yours.
Fixing your correction: the Un unnazied the world forever
Sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan.
And any remnants of the confederacy. They should also get the unnazification treatment
How awful! That disembodied hand threatened, smacked, and clawed at that kitten within itches of its life!
Give Furryosa a good little pet for me. (:
because of the fact that Nicusor Dan came out as president
That’s one hell of a transition! Guys, I’m coming out as a hunky billionaire!
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Shit. I guess it only works for people who are sincere about their identity and want others to treat them in the way that feels respectful to them.
This is definitely still about presidents /s
Step 1. Find a bajillion dollars
I got some to try with my dad a little over a decade ago. After trying them in water, I determined them to be semi bland and yucky. I then postulated, “maybe they’d taste better without the water?”
My dad excitedly encouraged me to pop one in my mouth. Then he looked super-satisfied by the look of horror on my face.
Thank you, kind stranger.
And to you, yours, and us all, I wish a speedy unfuckening
The fact that your comment doesn’t seem outlandishly calloused tells you how bad the state of affairs is. I work in education in Texas and often feel like I’m just waiting for my turn to catch a bullet.
Guarantee you they’re waiting for enough general pushback on the financial costs so that they can suggest gas chambers as a compromise
You ain’t seen nothing yet!
- Reaches into pants and grabs a massive mound of turd and then rubs it all over own face -
Yeah, you’re triggered now, you idiot. I’m so free!
- Coughs in sepsis -