If you give some rich people a butt load of money they will tell a judge that the wind is the real culprit here. The blame truly belongs to a butterfly. If you give that judge some fancy rich people trips, they’ll agree and that’s perfectly legal and perfectly fine. If anything, noticing it and making the judge feel bad about it is the problem that really needs to be addressed.

Notorious Liar Says … Notorious Liar Wants … Honestly if the media would only write stories about the shit that actually happens we’d be in a better place. All that hypothetical shit is just rage bait.

Don’t they have paid firefighters for the rich and volunteers for everyone else? I think I remember hearing about Oprah’s property being protected first when Hawaii was burning last. I would expect something similar in California. Money talks.

That movie holds up!

Mom, the quantum resonator is out of phase again!

Just give it two grapes, dear.

SmartTubeNext has been working fairly well for me for like 5 years or something. It’s super easy to side load on a Fire stick.

The article says she’s married, but the husband works out of state.

We should have a code word or something. I’m thinking

Lemmy outta here!

I’ll continue not playing the game I’ve never played before. I’m doing my part!

Last poll I saw looked promising for both amendments but still had Diapers up by 10 points. Who’s voting against Harris AND against the abortion ban?

A few bad actors can undo the work of thousands of hardworking people who care. I genuinely don’t know if the problem is solvable if it requires cooperation of the entire species. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Finally talked my wife into switching from annual to monthly and I am going to cancel the fuck out of Prime as soon as the new year starts. If I have to watch your commercials, it should be free.

My wife and I are halfway through the season, now series. Should I even bother watching the back half?

Both of these beautiful women look very attractive in this picture. Kudos to the photographer.

There is is. If this article hadn’t omitted the whole ‘lunging at her with a knife’ bit, the assault charges would be obvious. Props to CBS for being able to provide what used to be the bare minimum. Thank you PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works

TIL. Thank you for clarifying that for me.

Am I missing the description of the assault? The story doesn’t mention him laying hands on her or spitting or anything. Honestly from the account presented it sounds like he was assaulted. He does sound like a racist asshole, but is that assault?

I don’t have a source but I know it’s accurate.

I consider myself a man of science. I don’t believe in everything that random people make up online. People say they see ghosts. People say they see Bigfoot. People say they see ladies cum but until I witness it firsthand, it’s all just myth and legend.

Rick Scott, Douchbag.