the Howling North

As everyone knows, unicorns refuse to set foot in Texas.

DOGE is working with DHS on automating mass deportation efforts

Oh yeah, this has gotta be an AI generated blacklist. 100%.

Does it involve 3 people floating in a pool?

Weird how those photo ops they’re going to do together keep getting cancelled.

Proving a negative always works out!

Canada and Mexico have a free trade deal with America negotiated by Trump. It was supposed to last until 2026. It didn’t.

Don’t trust them.

He’s not entirely wrong.

Wasn’t it already 35% before today?

Horse urine?

Damn Ferengi cats.

No way! Private companies are always better than government ones! /s

The “Joe Biden is too old” crowd is pretty quiet these days I’ve noticed.

Dig two graves.

The last what now?