Please don’t floor it when you see my indicator light telling you that I would like to merge

you must only consume piss

No one whoever drank piss died because of it

I was meant to be doing something but I got distracted

I have no idea what I was meant to be doing because I smoked the mystery joint

I think most of it was probably blue cheese

Yes

Never put your fentanyl in such a big syringe

It will fuck you up

Friend sent me a video of a still image of a man on public transit who uncannily looked like pregorollzhin, set to that song in the MGSV opening credits.

The man who sold the world

I think

I’m in South Africa: purchasing cannabis products on the clearnet. The law is, you’re allowed to have cannabis on your own property, up to like 1.2kg or something few people can reasonably accumulate. You can grow 4 plants.

You can provide cannabis as a gift without “remuneration”. i.e. you can’t buy or sell it

Meaning, you join a “social club” where your spontaneous membership fees coincidentally directly correlate to the THC metabolite concentration in your urine. This is the legal grey area.

But the cops here are still stupid fucking cops. Got a bag of 4g Jack Herer in a Ziploc bag with beautiful artwork on it on the way home from the dispensary?

SIR YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE DEALING OF DRUGS. You either pay a stupid bribe or they throw you in jail for a night or a weekend until a lawyer can come bail you out and the case never goes to trial.

They did not do enough police reform after the official end of apartheid.

My armchair psychology theory is that it is the same brain mechanism why people smoke cigarettes.

We know smoking cigarettes is bad. Cigarette smokers know smoking cigarettes is bad, but they can’t stop.

Obviously addiction plays a part, but they won’t switch to nicotine gum, nor zyns/snus nor even vapes

I may have fallen out of touch, but I don’t think so.

The last sturgeon meme I saw was was Charlie Wonka asserting that he was a sturgeon

Must have been two years ago almost

game was too hard for my smoothie brain

also the AI voice actors are kinda rude and sound very bad by today’s standards

the engine is off
you left the brakes on
stop fucking with the egg yoke I swear to god I will BSOD;you

anyone have recommendations for flying games that were made for dipshits like me?

The majority of us not being able to suck our own dicks ruined humanity.

I will die on this hill.

Is anyone sleeping easy?

I think I’ve burnt through my body’s weight in indica in the last 6 months alone trying to doze off

aren’t most hedgehogs homeless

don’t they just kinda hedgehog around looking for grass or bugs or chicken nuggets or whatever the fuck they eat

The film, directed by Israeli journalist Yuval Abraham and Palestinian journalist Basel Adra,

Canadian Rabbi who hit every emoji on his phone keyboard out of boredom while waiting for an uber has branded as antisemitic by the German Government, the IDF, The ADL and US Congress for including the Palestinian flag

A lot of people have trouble getting motivated.

Your comment made me chuckle a little bit.

I ask myself that same question every day. What’s the point of anything? Do I really need to get out of bed, get to work, eat food, climb out of the debt trap I’m in or even browse Lemmy?

Something like this could help ease that daily question from myself. If it doesn’t work, it’s fine. Worth a shot. Free is cheaper than recreational drugs.

is it still seasonal depression if it happens every season

but what about the ventilation needs of the cat

He breathin residual Xbox fumes

this interferes with the cat’s postfrontal cortex and meow resonance

source: Durban Poison

In South Africa, where I live, that kind of thing is a criminal offense known as crimen injuria.

From Wikipedia:

Crimen injuria is a crime under South African common law, defined as the act of “unlawfully, intentionally, and seriously impairing the dignity of another.” Although difficult to precisely define, the crime is used in the prosecution of certain instances of road rage, stalking, racially offensive language, emotional or psychological abuse, and sexual offences against children.

There are also a good number of other laws that deal with child abuse, so offenders won’t just get slapped with a crimen injuria charge on their criminal record and say it was just road rage when questioned.

bro how did I get sensory overload from a black and white image

Over assertively impregnates employees as a hobby

Just bulldoze the whitehouse and erect a circus tent