Same.

The entire concept of mensa always rubbed me the wrong way

It just feels like its only purpose is to be a magnet for narcissists.

You’re supposedly one of the smartest people alive, and yet you somehow concluded that a good use of your limited time on Earth is to blow smoke up your own ass with a group of other pretentious jerkoffs who know how to cheese IQ tests

I’m declaring war on Iran because the Ayatollah fucked up my McChicken ☝️ and we don’t like that 👐 they say sir how do you fuck up a McChicken and I tell them it’s too much sauce and you can’t do that

emergency perc purity ring

Feels like a plague rat telling you “hey yo rats have the plague”

pay the gay unaway

I’ll read this article later

the feds confiscated my laptop because I kept sending them extremist laughables

are you saying all my Trumpcoins, Trump NFTs, degrees from Trump university and deep frozen Trump steaks are worthless

I do this with my bank when they try to get me to increase my credit limit

No AI as far as I’m aware

good lord theres penice

100 year old artifact

do not put your pets in an air fryer

they will not live longer

but then again I haven’t actually tested it, so maybe

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holy fuck call an ambulance

Maybe it’s my specific media consumption, but the most chaotic thing I’ve seen from the LA protests are police using excessive force on protesters

Ive seen these JD Vance facemorphs so many times that when I saw an actual image of him the other day I almost couldn’t recognise him

Biblical end time blunt rotation in that room jesus fuck

the woke left (the district judge) is trying to cancel me for exercising my free speech (grooming minors)

I’d respect it

Every other technique I’ve used to attract goth girls has failed so I’d be willing to try this

As far as cringe goes, I feel like it has some self awareness baked in, so it’s not the worst, but yeah nah if I saw a 40 year old man wearing this I’d wince a bit