The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.

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Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I’m fucking stupid, you guys.

Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

This is me and my buddy Kyle circa 3rd period math class in 10th grade, at least twice a week.

It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

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Your words, not mine. I think they’re all still bastards.

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We haven’t been suckered into shit. We’ve been forced to participate under threat of violence and starvation without ever having been given a choice.

I’m using it from now on. There’s no telling how old rescue animals are sometimes.

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Sounds pretty good actually

I’ve never heard the term “gotcha day” before. It’s cute as fuck.

That’s an extra feature they try to up-sell you at the dealership.

Large Marge fucked me up.