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unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Your teenage son AND your husbandEnglish
4·2 days agoYouve seen this more than once? wut? same or different cities?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyztodatahoarder@lemmy.ml•DOJ just removed ALL Epstein zip files in the last hour!!English
3·3 days agoYes! Yell that shit out!
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyztoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•They have a way with wordsEnglish
11·3 days agoNothing about this is strange. Oh, someone made a weird comment about my oxygen content! Oh, maybe that person thinks I have real plants in my place!? What do? Fuck that person. Literally, have sex with them.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•My therapist says she might have to report my abusive family to the authorities. How do I avoid being reported so the cops don't show up and make everything worse?English
6·3 days agoIm not mandated reporter. I wouldnt turn you up. not… Not right away. But this sounds fucked. Get the fuck out.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Technology@lemmy.world•Union leaders have a message for Newsom: Regulate AI if you want to be presidentEnglish
101·3 days agoHe wont shut the fuck up
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Even their fish are fucked upEnglish
2·3 days agoWe (young adolescents) found a joint in the Pic-Pac parking lot. Took that and our skateboards to the entrance of the abandoned middle school. someone cut that thing up on an upturned skateboard and concluded it’s weed, good weed, with some extra white powder… Im still alive, I guess. Good trip, but I cant recommend the risk.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Gaming@lemmy.zip•Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricingEnglish
8·3 days agoIll trade you this truckload of
porridgevintage gaming consoles- huge investment for after the collapse- uh for those gardening tools and I need a mule
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Someone left a gun in a Bellevue elementary school. The district didn’t tell parents for almost a monthEnglish
21·3 days agoTroll. Hilarious to have a gun and not be responsible about it.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've Hit The Perfect WeightEnglish
21·4 days agoAlways concerned when someone is trapped inside a reflection. Try tapping the inside of an ankle by 123.45 times
Cop 1: “This cat don’t even wear shades”
Cop 2: “this cat thinks they too cool for justice. In these mean streets!”
Cat: hey guys, hey everyone, uh, it’s true that I ate all the puppies on this mountain. You can get my new single on the streaming things.
Were you seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•Thanks, Loretta.English
3·8 days agoThose reviews are the best. “I did not buy this product and I object” “My wife has complained” It’s neverending
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is there anything like church without the church?English
4·8 days agoUU Church is how I was raised. It’s a boomer conception of religious tolerance. Actually not insane, but also very boring.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
cats@lemmy.world•The exact moment the braincell departedEnglish
51·8 days agoKill fascists. Kill mice? Mice are fascists.
We don’t get the full report? What is this department of Justice bs?
The kind to question all the weird noises from upstairs
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•European propaganda DESTROYEDEnglish
1·10 days agoI might not get paid this time around but j fucking love Greenland
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•European propaganda DESTROYEDEnglish
1·10 days agoSqueaky mini this and the, such Fuck me for mentioning Greenland. And all the icy
Love Greenland









Ah gotcha my bad. I dont have a more neutral term either, one that confers the same respect