Article II, Section 1, Clause 8:

Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:– I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Yeah, they finally improved on the phonograph.

keep it going

What about placebo required studies for Vitamin A and Cod Liver Oil?

Cease [peace deal] Fire!

Pope shmope, he was already declared God Emperor

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RFK Jr. inviting his buddies?

“The only way to build immunity to a screwworm infestation, is to get infested by screwworms”

At least he lasted a decamooch

Welp, one thing you can’t find for sale on Amazon is balls.

Fact:

n. a hostile political act, specifically designed to make Donald John Trump look bad.

Trump made 200 deals by and between himself to come up with a concept of a sub-deal