Get him a cardboard box. He’s sad because there are no cardboard boxes.

https://www.investopedia.com/trading/hedging-beginners-guide/

More like bet 80% on a likely thing and 20% on a disaster.

Sounds about right.

What’s D2A?

I don’t know, the top 2 were a little murdery like from a horror movie. #5 was great though, so dramatic!

Mute the ads

At what point during “leaving it alone” does the profit happen?

The shoe horns are fine, there’s something funny about your technique.

🤙

Call me

You can’t reason with an irrational opinion. I applaud you for trying, but don’t blame yourself if it doesn’t work.

Yep I’d say it’s better to find someone you can leave him with while you’re overseas.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting

From Wikipedia:

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Some clients require it.

Glad to hear

If the cat bit you then get that shit checked by a doctor asap.

Baby steps. Asking someone to go from nothing to investing in stocks is quite a leap.

High yield savings account at SoFi or Ally Bank will give you 4% right now.

Get OP some singing lessons stat!