But this is legitimate news, so why is it on the onion? Edit: it’s just the remarks that are oniony?

Days ago, why is this on the onion

All of the commenters are vampires?

How is Bernie’s statement “leaning into the hysteria”

The protests have opposed ICE and interfered with their operations. The protests have a purpose and a goal, which is to help people avoid a chaotic mismanaged abuse of federal authority on immigration. All efforts by protesters should be to further people’s safety and well-being.

Protesters should not attempt to “go to war” with the US military. You can’t help anyone if you are dead.

It’s the spice girls but I’m not sure if that’s what you want. What you really really want

T00 many shitposters in here

Healthcare is such a basic human right. Single payer for all (Medicare) should be our priority. The wealthy look at everything as theirs. Anything that needs to be done in society is “why should I pay for that?” I have a friend who makes a lot of money and he said that people who work hard should be rewarded and I asked him if he meant people who work hard or if he meant people who earn a lot of money and he didn’t know what to say.

And his name is Brad and they call it Breaking Brad

I like to knock on the dividers and say “Don’t you just hate these things?”

Massage therapist was horse. Walk on man’s calves, man feel good, arch up and ready

Are you a radiologist or are you just someone who doesn’t stick things up their ass?

Maybe without basic rights but not dead

Vacuuming the front yard. Edit: and he’s just pretending to do stuff while watching drama down the street

The founding fathers intended for kids to use tik tok

How can you do anything if you’re detained by ICE? If you have your birth certificate or passport in a safety deposit box you can’t access it when you are detained.

If you have desperate people they will be willing to work for next to nothing. You can have them performing valuable work that adds value that customers pay for and the owner keeps the profit.

Even better is when you have different groups of people in poverty who you can use as labor pools, you can try to manipulate them or pit them against each other… anything that keeps them destitute will benefit capitalists.

To address your question, you do need multiple classes. You wouldn’t try to bankrupt the upper middle class if you have long term plans.

When you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life.

These cows look like they say “Heavens to Betsy” and other wholesome stuff like that