This is the most polite behaviour I’ve seen towards people blocking bike paths in Paris

This is unslammatory behaviour

I’d like to place my head next to a door jamb and have someone slam it closed repeatedly until the latch clicks

SMOOGGGGGG

I try not to advertise my dating strategy

Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”

What if they’re really good at sucking at video games

I bet you’d feel really foolish then

Plot twist: this was never a torture device, it’s just a story of the inventor going “go on, admit it, it feels good, don’t it?” that got blown way out of proportion

Why, this is some of @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org quality artwork!

He’s in us all

This cuckoo has also flown over my brain nest

it’s like, all arbitrary, dude

Detective? I hardly know ive

did you get monies

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

I sure hope that was unsalted

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

This is just plum ridiculous!

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?