Thank you, I specifically crafted this 3 hour slam death metal and goregrind compilation for my 5am beach walk by the residential area.

I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener

that burrito doing the lord’s work

that’s sooooo sagittarius ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

okay so i am introverted but not hot so i thought i couldnt relate. but i am fairly tattooed, and since i am a fat guy, i tend to wear shorts and t shirts a lot. having people stare at the exposed parts of my body makes me both uncomfortably self-conscious and inflates my ego. is this what hot people feel like?

they don’t care about you or what you think. The whole point is to get you familiar with the product. Familiarity drives shopping. You’re not gonna remember 6 months ago when that detergent ad ruined your 3rd blindfolded Dark Souls 3 run with a taser for a controller, but tide WILL feel familiar, and therefore a safe option. People love to feel like they’re that one wolf among sheep when they get annoyed by an ad, but in the end the rich corps still win.

but on a positive note I love the memes you’ve posted

i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring

recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of

that slutty-ass cube

stole the joke right outta my thumbs

the hands do look weird, but this is also a goose wearing armour

Reminds me of that time my neighbour told me the mailman was fucking my wife, and I was like “hey, I’m jerkin’ here!”

ouh boy popcorn time again

omg twinsies

I mean Autism Speaks is a pretty shit org, I really do wish they’d stop speaking at all

“I don’t see what that has to do with my involvement in operation Paperclip”

My four rss rules:

1. No erting rss on communrl sprces
2. Wrsh it regulrrly
3. rsk for permission
4. everyone trkes it rt their own prce

When the wagon gets fixed, do you gain sensation in the new part that’s been replaced?

thats the thing i hate about how everyone talks about how bad it is to date toxic people

they never talk about how hot they are. like yeah they’re wrecking my mental health because they’re also wrecking my reproductive organs

Or older

I wish. A lot of mom’s older coworkers were pretty hot. In this instance the girl she tried to set me up with was my age.

That said, there was no bigger turn-off for me than my mom trying to set things up or in any way get involved in my romantic life. She meant well, and it wasn’t in a toxic way, but my mom could get way too nosey for my comfort.

It’s ppressprs, idiot

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