What if they’re really good at sucking at video games
I bet you’d feel really foolish then
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Plot twist: this was never a torture device, it’s just a story of the inventor going “go on, admit it, it feels good, don’t it?” that got blown way out of proportion
Why, this is some of @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org quality artwork!
This cuckoo has also flown over my brain nest
5·4 天前it’s like, all arbitrary, dude
Detective? I hardly know ive
did you get monies
yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie
Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look
There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn
This is just plum ridiculous!
Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?
“Wait a minute, if this cake is in my bed, then where’s - oh no”
Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy
I mean I missed the memo so thank you
2·13 天前How far are they from my balls?
This is awful. Just plain awful.
The logic of this makes no sense. Scooby clearly demonstrates basic intelligence and sentience throughout every official iteration of the show. Combined with cartoon logic, he would likely just comically zoom out of there once he realizes that he can indeed operate door handles, or that there is some sort of Scooby snack or STACKED sandwich somewhere outside. So even if there would be a joke about Scooby realizing he doesn’t have the opposable thumbs to operate the door handles (even though dogs IRL have demonstrated they can open more complex door handles, latches, and other mechanisms,) Scooby could also just punch a Scooby-sized hole in the van to get to his prized hobby of eating.
A far more realistic “dark” take would be something akin to who made Scooby sick by feeding him so much food that’s bad for dogs, though again I’d argue he’s demonstrated an iron stomach.
Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”