you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place
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looks like they had a real hoot
i never had my hot girl summer
i been plonked
i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day
If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Guess who will be classified as an extremist by Palantir in 2030 for expressing criticism of pedophilia
74·2 days agoi mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia
Sounds tuft to deal with
I mean sometimes there’s people named Alberta
maybe they wanted to specify that this happened in the province and not in some miniaturized theme park inside of a person
Just guessing, but she probably felt hurt and rejected. Doesn’t matter how kindly you phrase it, her hopes and wants were built on fragile insecurity in the temperament of turbulent emotions. The slightest breeze of sincerity, no matter how warm, was all it took to break down her shelter of dreams. It left her naked and exposed to the elements of loneliness, within the closed borders of her skull - what chance did your kindness have when the envoys find themselves crashing upon walls, and her ears herald that they must be under attack?
I mean maybe you just said something really wacky but elsewise nah you’re fine
I repeat back something generic until someone corrects me
Good enough for management, good enough for me
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Uhh gotta shy my hulud or something like that
11·5 days agoToto’s Dune theme plays
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•They took the fat bananas away from us ruleEnglish
12·5 days agooh banana, how i suffer with thee
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I am compelled by rules you cannot comprehendEnglish
2·7 days agothat was the implication, yes
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•I am compelled by rules you cannot comprehendEnglish
3·7 days agonice
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•so many want the body they dont have
107·7 days agoI wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏
no thats what makes metals magnetic
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sabrina Carpenter is esoterica in my point of origin
16·7 days agoif deers are vegetarian why has it targeted me so





i call that slammin’ and jammin’