Blinking? Believe it or not, ads. Straight to the inside of the eyelids. Why dream when you can buy!

Wait until you guys hear about Lust seasons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That’s so Terra-centric 🙄

im gonna legume

Menace 2 beaniety

In one of the adaptations, they all just hug instead

🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

laughs in Québecois

I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more

She posts a picture of herself in the top image, but don’t feel bad, it can be hard to distinguish a cat’s gender or sex. I still don’t know how she writes these amazing articles without opposable thumbs though 🤔

Rest - you must rest at the eating place Au - the french word for “at,” for at the eatery you must be Rent - your rent is due in 7 days

This is just missing “in a room with no windows even though the apartment has a front and back balcony”

the saga continues

As a pervert, yes

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

I’m sorry but coal is perfectly safe. Weak liberal girly men just can’t handle hard work. My little brother just started working in the mines at the age of 8, and already he’s developed quite the healthy cough

No matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post

Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats