Guaranteed. We can only hope they face justice too. The more, the bigger, the better.

Never mind that abxy business what the hell happened to Start and Select!?

I know those buttons no longer do what theyre named after, but neither does rewinding a video or hanging up a phone.

That makes a lot of sense. They just decided “screw it. Westerns read backwards so like yeah probably everything else is backwards too?”

Its brought in for safety reasons, all very valid and worthwhile, and 2 weeks later theyre watching the cameras live and giving pilots disciplinary meetings for drinking water on company time.

Tell me you explain this to your new neighbours.

“So what brings you here? Work? Family?” “Chilli supply.”

Countries like actual landmasses with coordinates and stuff? I don’t think that was ever really in question.

Being black on a Friday night (technically a misdemeanor)

Im not happy about it either, its forced development to stop looking at how to make a game fun and start looking at how to maximise player retention. Which means hijacking weaknesses in our psyche.

I like to think Im immune to it, but I still get turned off a game pretty quick when you load it up and you have to make it past 4 or 5 popups telling you what’s new in the store.

Is Italy the same thing as the Roman Empire?

This is some quality shitposting

Study the science behind the action and explain it and test it before putting your face in the line?

We still need roads for buses and trucks. Basically nothing is produced locally any more

Superbugs are gonna look like regular bugs.

For the longest time I thought lizard people meant lizard people. Not an allegory or something.

It still kinda makes sense to me. We’re aware that the planet is getting uninhabitable for humans, and we know what’s causing it. The people on charge go “actually no We’re gonna go even harder. Nobodies even getting a day off you fucks.”

I don’t know anything about specifics, or actual explanations, but I once heard it said that Art decorates space and music decorates time.

Not just football games, soap operas and Deal Or No Deal need to be braced for too.

Eastenders nearly ended us

If anything at all even looks remotely suspicious, pinch your nose so you can’t breathe through it. If you can still breathe through it youre dreaming baby, and thats real air passing through your real nose you can feel back in reality!

The trick is to get into the habit of doing it for anything. Strange car you’ve never seen before? Pinch. You’ve been gaming for 3 hours when it felt like 15 minutes? Pinch. You see the same girl 3 times in one day? Thats a pinching.

Just last night I had the pissdrawer dream. I was at a friend’s house for a small, smart-casual suburban yuppie housewarming. Didn’t know where the toilet was, immediately tried pissing in the sideboard drawer in front of everyone. Because thats how that worked. Got kicked out of the party quite quick but was pretty annoyed because everyone just uses the drawer sometimes right? Its no big deal.

I don’t know if he went worldwide or if he’s just a British thing, but Lewis Capaldi is the worst offender for this in my mind. There was about 3 months where Somebody You Loved wasn’t being played by at least 2 stations at a time. 2 or 3 times an hour, every hour, every station, every day.

It was a great song the first 5 times. The next 5000 not so much.

Its knowing what I want but they used a name that makes me feel like an absolute prick saying it.

For example Hunky dunkers with bbq hunky dunky dip