Rocket league

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Considering the stories about tithing, and Jesus saying that it’s “easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven” I think that’s exact what Christianity says.

The left has lost their minds! One year olds should carry their pregnancies to term, think about the children!!

“As a human being, one has been endowed with just enough intelligence to be able to see clearly how utterly inadequate that intelligence is when confronted with what exists.” - Albert Einstein

Definitely the first kind

Taking a screen shot with your eyes

And that’s bad? I’m confused

Encourage us before a performance?

That is so much time and money for nudes and a few hook ups.

I do this and just hope that a fully formed thought pops out of my subconscious. Crazy thing is… it works.

They have to be their party functions on cognitive dissonance. You can’t be a hardcore republican and face reality on its own terms.

Far too generous a comparison for Addison

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Yeah I feel like step mom just likes Schitt’s Creek

We are living in the worst timeline

“Basic economics still works, more at 11”

Picks cat up for non disciplinary hug

Cat panics and scratches the shit out of you

And that we shouldn’t make the comparison because of that. Maybe you should read my comment again.