I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”
He had other lines the ladies love like:
“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”
I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”
He had other lines the ladies love like:
“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”
Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.
It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.
Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.
Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.
It’s the brown eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor builds Legos in the night
And he’s watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger
In a few thousand years, that Bass Pro will be long collapsed and rusted to dust, while the stone Pyramids are still standing.
“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and dead bodies to the kitchen.” Mutant League Football.
Low T league and high T league.
Maybe a middle T league?
I’m sure we can work it out.
E Sports. Liquid bread and electronic circus.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
That’s how Sinema got elected…
Hooked on fanəks wurked four me.
When I was growings up, we’d be lucky to even have canada gooses. Now yous got so many, yous wanna start killin’ their babies. Must be fuckin nice!
The dwarves of yore made mighty tabs,
Windows open like unsightly slabs
In websites deep, where dark things creep,
In mother’s basement beneath the hells.
I mean, it could just as easily been a photo edit from 10+ years ago. You don’t need AI to swap out a poster on a geology science fair.
Yes, her destructive beliefs, like, Checks notes… turning the other cheek.
Where does she get these terrible ideas? Probably some book they never read. Book reading is fur libtards.
Guess which of the following quotes are Tump, and which are Jay.
(Hint, Jay knows how to find the little man in the boat, Trump just fumbles around down there.)
1: “I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fing face. I make that sht work. It does whatever the f** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f***, none of you little fs out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f. Then I rub my nose with it.”
2: "I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.
Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything
Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything."
I prefer Re***t