It’s a big universe, and it’s ours!

Fried to crunchy perfection *chef’s kiss*

Can someone explain the logic of taxing US citizens/companies as a way of punishing foreign countries? It’s never made sense to me. “You hurt my feefees, so I’m going to punch myself!”

They call’em fingers, but I never see them fing.

!illegallysmolbirbs@mander.xyz

I cannot, for the life of me, figure out what the creature on the left is. It’s furry? I guess? But it looks reptilian? What the heck?

EDIT: OH MY GOD, that’s its ear, not its eye. It’s a rat.

The boob dragon jealously guards its hoard of wealth

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

I’m going, yes, I’m going to the hardware store!

I dunno. Dealing meth on the side? Wants teeth to rot? Just obstinate?

“Lookin’ firm today, snoogy!”

So glad to see the Fossify suite prominently mentioned. You can also donate to them by buying the Thank You app, but I forget if that’s only on Google Play

It’s probably because 9 out of 10 dentists just want people to brush their fucking teeth

What do you think being pregnant is?

Home is where the hog is

Nearly 100. Didn’t you read the headline?

I’ll run you up my flagpole 😏

Your fourth-grade teacher sounds like a dick.

The GOAT

Hnng end my Mesozoic Era, Daddy