orhtej2@eviltoast.orgEnglish · 11 days agoSLPT: Boil extra water for latereviltoast.orgimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1316arrow-down111
arrow-up1305arrow-down1imageSLPT: Boil extra water for latereviltoast.orgorhtej2@eviltoast.orgEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
ddssazsa@piefed.socialEnglish · 28 days agoSLPT: pretend it's hot coffee media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1356arrow-down15
arrow-up1351arrow-down1imageSLPT: pretend it's hot coffee media.piefed.socialddssazsa@piefed.socialEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online · 3 months agoHotel has extra fees? Well then...discuss.onlineimagemessage-square111linkfedilinkarrow-up1712arrow-down141
arrow-up1671arrow-down1imageHotel has extra fees? Well then...discuss.onlineVetOfTheSeas@discuss.online · 3 months agomessage-square111linkfedilink
ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlBanned from communityEnglish · 3 months agoif you have creamy peanut butter but don't like creamy peanutbutter you can just add peanutsmessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down13
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareif you have creamy peanut butter but don't like creamy peanutbutter you can just add peanutsComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlBanned from communityEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square9linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 months agoSLPT: got a problem? Set it on fire 🔥message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down11
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: got a problem? Set it on fire 🔥FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 6 months agoFeel wanted!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down12
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareFeel wanted!plus-squaremycodesucks@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmasslrpnk.netimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1370arrow-down110
arrow-up1360arrow-down1imageSLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmasslrpnk.netkriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square15linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agoSLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flowslrpnk.netimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1195arrow-down13
arrow-up1192arrow-down1imageSLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flowslrpnk.netkriz@slrpnk.net · 7 months agomessage-square9linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 7 months agoIf you're in a fight with your father, mess with him by yelling "yeah well you're not my real father!"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down13
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareIf you're in a fight with your father, mess with him by yelling "yeah well you're not my real father!"plus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 7 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 8 months agoSLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.message-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down12
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square15linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 months agoSPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.slrpnk.netimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1625arrow-down16
arrow-up1619arrow-down1imageSPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.slrpnk.netkriz@slrpnk.net · 8 months agomessage-square21linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 months agoSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.message-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down10
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 months agomessage-square16linkfedilink
psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 months agoyou don't have to wait for passing carsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down13
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareyou don't have to wait for passing carsplus-squarepsychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
robocall@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSLPT: If you can't afford Ozempic, try fent message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down17
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you can't afford Ozempic, try fent robocall@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square7linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down13
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square9linkfedilink
psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 year agoSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....message-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down15
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 year agomessage-square10linkfedilink
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT Bonus: After this life hack, you won't care about the missing pixelsslrpnk.netimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down13
arrow-up146arrow-down1imageSLPT Bonus: After this life hack, you won't care about the missing pixelsslrpnk.netMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down15
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square2linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down13
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square4linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agoSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1309arrow-down19
arrow-up1300arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 year agomessage-square31linkfedilink
