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FundMECFS to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago

Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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FundMECFS to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 4 months ago
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LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed nymphomania. According to eyewitnesses, the 26-year-old artist arrived at a state mental hospital early this morning strapped to a gurney so that she could not act on her depraved sexual […]
  • @pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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    14•4 months ago

    I didn’t see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man’s_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

    • Sundray
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      11•4 months ago

      First “out” celebrity puppygirl?

    • @VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com
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      9•4 months ago

      hot

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      6•4 months ago

      Smell The Glove

      • @BodePlotHole@lemmy.world
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        6•4 months ago

        What’s wrong with bein’ sexy?

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          1•4 months ago

          Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

      • @Boddhisatva@lemmy.world
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        3•4 months ago

        My first thought as well.

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