• @salacious_coaster@infosec.pub
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    134 months ago

    I’ve thought about this an unhealthy amount. Trump would shit himself to death on live TV. He would cry like a bitch and narrate his experience in great detail.

    • @BroBot9000@lemmy.world
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      54 months ago

      Are you me? It’s was a good while ago but that was literally what I posted in response to the Death Note question last I saw it!

      Trump would shit himself to death on live Tv. 😂

      • @salacious_coaster@infosec.pub
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        114 months ago

        Lol! One should try to live their life in a way that multiple people don’t independently wish you a painful, embarrassing diarrhea death in front of the whole planet.

        • @BroBot9000@lemmy.world
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          64 months ago

          Said staring off in the middle distance with a small glimmer in my eye:

          “I’d like to think there’s a little part in all of us that wants to see Trump shit himself to death on live Tv.”

          Tips hat and walks off into the sunset.

      • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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        44 months ago

        while accurately parrying any attempts to help him, and then have a seizure in the shit while still fending off any would be rescuers.

        • @BroBot9000@lemmy.world
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          04 months ago

          Perfection! 👌

          Only way I can think of topping that would be make it a double kill with Musk eating himself to death on said shit.

          • curbstickle
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            24 months ago

            Overdose, falls right into the pile of shit, people dont notice because they saw Trump go down first?

      • I Cast Fist
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        24 months ago

        Gotta have someone slipping on the shit and dying from head trauma right afterwards for maximum lol

        • @menjoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          34 months ago

          J.D. Vance running, wildly masturbating and screaming: “Now I am the king, mommy!” and slipping in Trumps shit and splitting his head open on Hegseths whiskey bottle, ramming it down his throat suffocating him.

    • @HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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      24 months ago

      The use of it as a mildly lethal control device is underplayed.

      So-and-so does XYZ, then dies of general body breakdown at 94"