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minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉linkfedilinkEnglish10•edit-23 months agoWe don’t pay you to have a functional human biology, go back to work
taking a piss now counts as pico retirement.
yawning is a femto retirement
We don’t pay you to have a functional human biology, go back to work