@Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 3 months agoTed Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’theonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1326arrow-down13
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minus-squareSomeAmateurlinkfedilinkEnglish10•edit-23 months agoWell shit, I would if I could. Not touristy shit but like a nice quiet spot, a fire and a drink in my hand
minus-square@InternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish20•3 months agoSomeone should make a twitter type bot called the texas inclement weather warning system and it just checks to see if Ted has been seen at airports.
Well shit, I would if I could. Not touristy shit but like a nice quiet spot, a fire and a drink in my hand
Someone should make a twitter type bot called the texas inclement weather warning system and it just checks to see if Ted has been seen at airports.
It’s floods, not fires.