IO 😇 to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 months agols homework/lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down19file-text
arrow-up11.05Karrow-down1imagels homework/lemmy.blahaj.zoneIO 😇 to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square66fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@rbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilink35•2 months agoI completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)
minus-square@rumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglish14•2 months agoalias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”
minus-square@axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglish13•2 months agoyou dare assume my package manager. alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
minus-square@rumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoI don’t assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)
I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_(command)
alias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”
you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; doneI don’t assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)
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fingerfsck
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