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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago

Anon starts to believe

sh.itjust.works

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Anon starts to believe

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 2 months ago
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  • @feannag@sh.itjust.works
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    55•2 months ago

    How am I supposed to use my Turf Builder® every 2 months, 4 times a year?

    • @grue@lemmy.world
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      39•2 months ago

      You skip the winter. For example, maybe you apply it in March, May, July, and September. (Or April, June, August, and October? IDK I don’t actually fertilize my lawn.)

      • @feannag@sh.itjust.works
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        12•2 months ago

        Oh yeah, didn’t think about that. Thanks!

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        7•2 months ago

        I could help but last time I tried to fertilize a lawn I got arrested.

      • @Godric@lemmy.world
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        2•2 months ago

        Sounds vaguely socialist

      • @Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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        1•2 months ago

        The snow must grow!

    • @la508@lemmy.world
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      8•2 months ago

      You spread it every two months, four times. Then stop.

    • caseyweederman
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      4•2 months ago

      Oh my god is this that bodybuilding forum post, are you doing the bodybuilding forum post thing

      • @feannag@sh.itjust.works
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        4•2 months ago

        Not specifically, but I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that when I read this.

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