Look. It’s the 1400s. Humans have been alive for thousands of years. And we’ve figured out how to sail for…some of that. Don’t you think if there really were a brave new world, that people wouldn’t have waited 1492 years to discover a brand new land never seen by humans which was also already inhabited? How can it be a brand new land, and there’s people just chillin by the beach? They see Christopher Columbus, and they say “How”.

And somehow, Columbus is drunk, calls these guys Indians, because he thought he was in India. And all of this so he can go back to Spain and get paid???

Meanwhile, the guy DID say “How”. But what he meant was “How the fuck did you just pull up on my beach from Spain, thinking this is India, you drunk asshole???”

But he stopped himself after one word when he remembered that historically speaking white people are genocidal slave traders.

But even THAT doesn’t make sense! Why would Christopher Columbus, a guy guy from Spain, be white, and not SPANISH??? You know…like the country he’s from???

But lets ignore that. Lets skip ahead a few hundred years.

You’re telling me a few hundred former English criminals got together and defeated the largest and most proliffic army of it’s day, using mostly home made weapons??? There’s only a few hundred of these guys. Send a boat. Boat has 1000 soldiers. As long as they can kill 100 Americans, how could England POSSIBLY lose that war??? Just keep sending ships! It’s not like America in the 1770s had a decently trained well supplied military, or any source of replacement troops.

But fine. Lets time travel one more time.

It’s 2025. Look at what you’re saying. America exists. America exists??? Ok. You’re telling me that you believe that donald trump is anything more than a paid actor playing a villain in a fictional tv show??? Come on. Think it through man! They had an episode where they did a presidential debate ahead of the election.

He says he doesn’t have a plan, only concepts of a plan. That ordinary people are eating cats and dogs. And the “american public” decided to make a 34x convicted but not sentenced felon to the presidency???

Look. I get it. It’s a funny gag. But thats all it was. People having a laugh. I mean think about how many people would have to be a complete and total brain dead fool to willingly vote for that, just because brown people exist.

It would be like the dumbest timeline if it were true!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!