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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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WALKER, MI—Plunking out a solo as the performance entered its 45th minute, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was reportedly forced to play the glockenspiel at a rally Friday after every musical artist in the country banned him from using their songs. “He started out with some sheet music, but within minutes he was just hammering […]
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    maybe comment op can’t see through the layers

    • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      Why an onion? Why not parfait? Everybody likes parfait.

      • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        Because you generally don’t want to bite into an onion.

        • clif
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          Says you. I find onions delicious.

          O no…

          • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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            It’s different if you enjoy a Vidalia onion. You’re just that much weirder.

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