The Picard Maneuver to Just Post@lemmy.world • 5 months agoWhich Animals Could You Beat in a Fight?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square194fedilinkarrow-up1238arrow-down15
arrow-up1233arrow-down1imageWhich Animals Could You Beat in a Fight?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Just Post@lemmy.world • 5 months agomessage-square194fedilink
minus-square@pjwestin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink15•5 months agoI had a goose come at me once. I held my jacket open like it was a giant set of wings and he ran like hell. I was not impressed.
minus-squareDUMBASSlinkfedilinkEnglish7•5 months agoHuh, a jacket you say. Well looks like it’s round fucking 15 time goose!
minus-squareDUMBASSlinkfedilinkEnglish5•5 months agoYeah, goose stole it and started hitting me with it.
I had a goose come at me once. I held my jacket open like it was a giant set of wings and he ran like hell. I was not impressed.
Huh, a jacket you say. Well looks like it’s round fucking 15 time goose!
Jacket? Have you tried a hammer?
Yeah, goose stole it and started hitting me with it.
“Oh shit!” -goose