Edit: NSFW and a definition of Homiesexualism

Homiesexualism - the belief that it isn’t gay to have sex with your homies

  • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    5 months ago

    is it gay if you’re both nonbinary/agender? i’ll award $2 and some pocket lint to anyone who can provide a robust mathematical proof

        • LuckingFurker (Any/All)
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          10•5 months ago

          That also goes for having sex too - ā€œhey babe, just so you know, it’s gay sex tonight, cool?ā€

          • Ziglin (it/they)
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            2•5 months ago

            Nope, once measured the quantum state of the sexualities collapses until changed so if it switches that implies that measured with somebody else or in a different way (which I suppose is actually not that uncommon upon thinking about it). So in conclusion we need to work on this quantum sexuality theory (or one of the participants has some explaining to do).

      • Ziglin (it/they)
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        2•5 months ago

        Ooohh can I do that too? What if we kiss who gets to pick? Do we both get pick eachother’s sexuality?

    • @dechnically@sh.itjust.works
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      • homosexuality = being attracted to the gender you identify as
      • agender = not identifying with any gender
      • agender homosexuality = not being attracted to any gender = asexuality???

      can someone check my work here

    • @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPM
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      8•5 months ago

      Not a mathematical proof, but straightness isn’t the same as heterosexuality, nor is gay synonymous with homosexuality. Two enbies might have the same gender, making their relationship homosexual, but two enbies can also have very different nonbinary genders, therefore being heterosexual. However, those heterosexual enbies would still not be straight, because they aren’t a cis man with a cis woman.

      It all comes down to straightness being an entirely normative category, not a descriptive one. It’s just like the bs concept of ā€œwhitenessā€ which will similarly exclude Europeans or people with pale skin because they don’t ā€œfit inā€ for arbitrary reasons.

      People who insist that it’s straight to have sex with the homies are trying to claim that they’re ā€œnormalā€ and shouldn’t be discriminated against just for who they fuck. It’s understandable to not wanna be discriminated against, and even more understandable to think rigid constructions of sexuality are stupid. Unfortunately, the problem with some of these people is that they only want to save themselves from being treated poorly, not get rid of ā€œotheringā€ in general. The enlightened approach is to be rid of straightness and arbitrary normalcy.

      TLDR: you’re only straight if it’s a cis woman with a cis man, otherwise you’re queer/gay/not normal

      • WillStealYourUsernameM
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        8•5 months ago

        you’re only straight if it’s a cis woman with a cis man, otherwise you’re queer/gay/not normal

        My brain got kinda surprised at reading ā€œnot normalā€ because I’m surrounded by queers all the time

      • @rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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        However, those heterosexual enbies would still not be straight, because they aren’t a cis man with a cis woman.

        That’s the first I’ve heard that being cis is explicitly a requirement for being ā€œstraightā€ …

      • @SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Lol i feel like you just made this up

        Edit: that tldr isn’t quite accurate to the rest of your comment. But yes, very ridiculous, very outdated. Interesting perspective.

    • @SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      5•5 months ago

      Listen, I don’t make the rules, but, as soon as anyone involved is nb or ag, everyone involved is double gay. Add an exponent for every nb or ag person involved.