I’m watching today’s City vs Tottenham game and wondering if this is the first time we are seeing alien playing football. The body of Jack Grealish is so unique that even on the slightest touch his whole structure transforms into a unique artistic shape.
Sometimes just a tap on the back is enough for him to enter the “parachute pose” and prepare himself for landing.
But things get surreal when sudden gentle wind gusts hit his back and he transforms into a ballet dancer.
What do you guys think? Is he a shape-shifter? Is he possessed by Harry Potter magic? Is there a need to introduce another VAR just for him? Can anyone from the world of men stop him?
PS: Simon Hooper, you are utterly incompetent and the last-minute decision against my shape-shifter boy is a disgrace.
I wonder what the other guy is pulling out of Grealish’s ass on the first picture