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Eight chronological screenshots from Twilight when Bella tells Edward she knows heās a vampire | Bella and Edward are walking through a foggy forest with cowboy hats on:
Bella: Yerā quicker than a hot knife through butter.
Ā
Yerā paler than a ghost.
Ā
And you? 17? I aināt buyinā it.
Ā
I reckinā I know what yerā affliction is.
Edward: Say it witā ya whole chest!
Bella: Gotā dang vampire.
Edward: And what do you 'spose we feast on?
Bella: Iād gather it aināt shrimp nā grits.
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Iād watch the fuck out of a cowboy retelling of Twilight. Bonus points if itās a sapphic cowboy retelling. Everyone high femme, but with a gravely old timey cowboy voice.
Maybe in ~75 years when the copyright expires š«
Nawww didnāt you hear? āAIā means copyright and patents donāt matter any more! Just generate it and skip off into the sunset.
Please someone save the copyright industry š
In a contest between them and AI companies, I really donāt know who to wish the most ruin and anguish š¤
I think a parody defense would pass for that tbh
Only if it includes at least one Foghorn Leghorn type character.
Now boy, I say boy, I donāt believe for one second youāre 17, why itās more obvious than a fox sneaking into the hen house! Now pay attention, this hereās important! Youāre sparkling more than a hand grenade in a barrel of glitter and faster than a greased pig at the county fair! Thatās a joke, son!
