LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 年前The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.message-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down136
arrow-up1237arrow-down1message-squareThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square52fedilink
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 年前One of the previous owners of my house died in the living room about 5 feet from where I’m sitting right now.
minus-squarePons_Aelius@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 年前Cashing their pension cheques makes up for it.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 年前Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 年前Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
minus-squarecuchilloc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-21 年前Maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前And with strange aeons even death may die.
minus-squarexoggy@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 年前Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.
One of the previous owners of my house died in the living room about 5 feet from where I’m sitting right now.
Doesn’t the smell bother you?
Only for the first few months.
Cashing their pension cheques makes up for it.
Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
They were contrarians, I guess.
Maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.