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I need this, you know how hard it is being a single mother. Especially when you’re infertile without kids.
and tomorrow you’ll get good news
I got that good news before I saw the Potato of Luck, so I still have one coming. Crossing my fingers
Rule of three’s, fingers crossed
One can but hope!
Thank you potato of luck. Your golden spud is a beacon of light in this dark hour
how do i not ignore it?
Carve a visage of it in your flesh. That’s what I do to save all my memes then remake them from scratch each time I want to post them, at least.
I think you’re doing potato stamps backwards.
There are multiple planes of causation
if mans best friend were a vegetable, it would be the potato
What about beans, tho?
Depends on whether you consider legumes to be vegetables
A potato on your chest doesn’t cost an extra $20.
hold on now you've got me seriously considering what an unlicensed surgeon would charge to implant a literal potato in your chestal area.
legumes are seeds. a vegetable is from a part of the plant that isnt a seed or fruit, so a potato is a vegetable being part of the roots of the plant, while legumes are seeds being the reproductive part of the plant.
What’s the best method for not ignoring it? I shared it with one of my cats, does that count?
Did you even try to built a shrine to the potato?
Out of an old potato create!
Have you said thank you once?
thanks mr magic potato
My cat would fuck this thing up.
I’m just looking at it as hard as I can 😳 I need this
How do I not ignore it, I need some good news so bad
Lulululululululu!
i saw this right before i went to bed last night.
fuckin’ magic potato.
Thank potate
Thank you potato
Gold potate, I acknowledge your presence
No good, potate lies
More good news?
I have a job interview tomorrow! The pay is almost the same but 4 day summer weeks and I can choose any two days per week to work from home,.and better benefits!
What’s so lucky about an inedible potato?
Gimme a Yukon gold instead of an actual gold potato.
Sell it and buy quite a few potatoes?
Bro, anything is edible if you try hard enough. Likewise, everything is smokable if you try hard enough.
(also I believe gold is actually technically edible. They do put gold leaf and flakes on/in stuff.)
Yea, I think it’s goldslager, however that’s spelled, puts micro flakes of gold in their drink and the rumor is it gets you drunker by chafing your throat to absorb alcohol faster. I don’t think that’s true, but that’s where I learned gold is in some foods/drinks. I know the Uber rich can order stuff like gold ice cream which has edible gold leaf on it, which is just about the stupidest god damn thing I’ve ever heard of in my life.
