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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

uj/ any advice for first timers?

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uj/ any advice for first timers?

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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 days ago

    Relax, and use more lube than you think is necessary

  • JustDorky@lemmy.world
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    Warm up your lube

  • zxqwas@lemmy.world
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    Plenty of lube and stretch first

  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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    Does that say atypical or a typical

  • sniggleboots@europe.pub
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    I wish buddy

  • fleebleneeble@reddthat.com
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    Start slow and don’t just wham it on in there. Always fuck into the p-spot, not away from it. That might be harder to explain, but yeah.

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    Wait, this is about sex?

    I’m confused why all three comments (that we can see over on our instance anyway) are talking about lube and stuff, and not like “here’s how Lemmy works” or whatever. Heh.

    (Not actually that confused because apparently everything is about sex, always, but yeah.)

    – Frost

    • tomi000@lemmy.world
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      The post is literally about pegging

      • sniggleboots@europe.pub
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        Source?

        • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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          My pained ass

    • Nima@leminal.space
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      we can see your username. you don’t have to add a signature to your posts.

      • forestbeasts@pawb.social
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        You can see our username. You CAN’T see who’s talking. That’s why we sign our posts.

        – Frost

        • Nima@leminal.space
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          why not just make multiple accounts rather than one person using it at a time?

          or is this some weird RP thing.

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            We do have multiple accounts other places, b–

            [Frost, don’t bother replying to them. They’re a troll and/or an asshole. And would almost certainly call our existence a “weird RP thing”.]

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              …so yes. a weird RP thing. thanks for the clarification.

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