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WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · tre månader sedan

The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

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The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · tre månader sedan
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  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
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    This took me way too long to get.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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      How long, exactly? About three feet?

      • sudo@lemmy.today
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        You need to meter these jokes.

        • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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          Especially if going to great lengths for a chuckle.

          • bdot@lemmy.world
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            just inching his way to his next joke

            • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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              I guarantee the next one won’t measure up

    • dingus@lemmy.world
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      I clicked the OP a few times thinking I didn’t reach the joke yet lol

  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Finally. A proper fucking dad joke.

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      it took quite a long time, but we got there

  • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca
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    They should. Meter sticks are superior.

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      thankfully, one meter is under a yard.

      you just need to dig for it!

  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    Swiggity swoke I’m stealing your joke.

  • nailingjello@piefed.zip
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    But will they ever make them shorter?

    • Zorque@lemmy.world
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      We’ll have to get a ruling on that call.

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    Well played!

  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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    Wow this actually made me laugh…

  • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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    I spent too much time looking for a source article before I noticed where this was posted. Nicely done. oof. lol

  • Steve@startrek.website
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    I don’t do drugs any more

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