“Looks like they have a case of the Epsteins.”

Ya know it’s bad when an Onion article is particularly hard to decipher from being real life.

Used to be they were so absurd that you knew they were an onion article without seeing the onion… now? Well, now it’s like the Onion reports real news.

What a stupid fucking parallel timeline we’ve crossed into.

I thought it was just a symptom of being Republican.

All your children are belong to US!