You surely will not regret eating 10 mini bagel pizza bites for breakfast.
I don’t!
Leftover pizza is and always has been a valid breakfast choice, and I’m not going to be the kind of pedant who says that’s fine but other pizza isn’t allowed.
Completely unrelated, I ate half of a pizza for breakfast today.
I was expressly told by a reliable source that when pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.
When pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime. Any time. Breakfast, dinner, November 5 1955, July 3 2142, the late Mesozoic, the moment that the sun engulfs the earth. You can eat pizza any time.
Listen: Beef Piano has become unstuck in time.
There are worse things to eat for breakfast.
Yeah, bagel bites have more vitamins and protein than donuts that’s for sure. Not much in the way of fiber, but less sugar too. So overall a much better choice lol.
I mean doesn’t everyone want to burn the roof of their mouth for breakfast?
I have a feeling pizza rolls would be pretty popular in the shire, especially after the second breakfast hobbit leaf pipe.
Literally no reason why not.
You will certainly not regret eating ten pizza bagel bites for breakfast.
I’m an adult. If I want bagel bites for breakfast, I’m having bagel bites for breakfast.
It’s right there in the song: “PIZZZZZZAH IN THE MORNING. PIZZA IN THE EVENING. PIZZA AT SUPPER TIME. WHEN PIZZA’S ON A BAGEL, YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANYTIME!”
There’s a song?
Behold! The song of my people!
Been there. Not my proudest moment. But not shameful either. 6/10. Had a lot worse breakfasts.
Festivity leftovers Rules.
