I’m the chimney sweep now!

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Misleading product advertisement, testing showed it was mostly (non kinder) Oompa-Loompa meat, it was a whole thing, they settled out of court.

    At the time Wonka blamed it on management board, fired them, & replaced them with random ppl chosen by chocolate-raffle method, but later some emails surfaced that showed managers basically had no choice in the matter.

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      10 months ago

      All he needs to do for good public relations is a lame contest with, let’s say, a golden ticket to his factory and nobody asks questions about missing children or Oompa-Loompas anymore.