MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down120cross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1354arrow-down1imageWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前message-square36fedilinkcross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 个月前Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 个月前Depends on whether you’re hungry… Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 个月前Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 个月前In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 个月前Just don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 个月前At which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P The power of flush compels it.:-D
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 个月前Sorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 个月前Don’t tell me what to do! (Help, skibidi is holding me hostage!?) :-P
Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D
Depends on whether you’re hungry…
Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.
In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.
Just don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).
Unless it’s a toilet bowl…
At which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P
The power of flush compels it.:-D
Sorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”
Don’t tell me what to do! (Help, skibidi is holding me hostage!?) :-P