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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Expert swordsmen

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Expert swordsmen

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    A replica decorative sword can still beat the crap outta you. Assuming it’s balanced.

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      LMAO

      Where’s that clip of a Chinese mall Ninja sword bending when trying to cut a bottle of water?

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        Is your skin made of plastic?

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          The metal might bend, but your bones will also shatter.

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      Yes - like the guy on the home shopping network who cut himself up when the stainless steel “practice” katana he was trying to sell snapped in half and flew back at him.

      There’s a reason people call these wall-hangers “sword-like objects”.

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